Caroleenaweena

Yo no hago drogas
Yo soy drogas


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Reblogged from jaclcfrost

jaclcfrost:

good responses to someone looking at what you’re wearing and asking “what are you wearing” in a rude manner

  • "no"
  • "clothes"
  • "this is just to hide all of the live lizards i currently have on me play it cool don’t bring too much attention to us"
  • "damn i knew i should’ve went naked today"
  • "what are you wearing”

(via mermeme)

Reblogged from upgraders

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

(via actuallyaloser)

Reblogged from genderedboy

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via actuallyaloser)

Reblogged from eleanorbearder

and some more gems

and my personal favorite

(Source: eleanorbearder, via tropicalbeard)

Reblogged from abitoffryandlaurie
Reblogged from ikickath

(Source: ikickath, via jesuschristvevo)

Reblogged from vikakomova

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(Source: vikakomova, via terrorkion)

Reblogged from psyducked

psyducked:

I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”

(via jesuschristvevo)

Reblogged from bakrua

seaquin:

bakrua:

people saying it’s not realistic to have entire friend groups of queer kids in films or TV shows because ‘that never happens’ and instead they just have straight kids and one gay person like…… my friend group in school was made up of a trans boy, an asexual, and three bisexuals…….. like………… we exist

#i only have straight friends by accident

(via terrorkion)

Reblogged from flawlessvevo